One day you'll see him/her eating dog treats and the next day he/she might lock the keys for a padlock to the padlock.
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Friendless Peter Klaven goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's invited, just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest.
I dated a guy for about a month until I found out that he didn’t realize that women’s breasts made actual milk to feed their babies.
He thought “breast feeding” [sic] was just a way to hold a baby while giving it a bottle.
PAUL JOSEPH WATSON: Let’s go to Maxine Waters on, I think it was MSNBC, it was, claiming, she’s asked what's the evidence for Russia-Trump collusion, she literally says Putin invented the phrase “lock her up” and “crooked Hillary.” Here’s the clip. [...] [END CLIP MAXINE WATERS] [...] JONES: And let’s be clear, she’s the enemy of America -- not Putin. This is the woman who wants our guns, this is the woman who wants to bring in the Muslims, this is the woman lying constantly, this is the idiot that thinks Putin invaded Korea. This woman’s a clear and present danger, as [Dennis] Kucinich already said.
[CLIP MAXINE WATERS] ALEX JONES (HOST): It was my playbook, you dumb witch.
There’s nothing more exciting or promising than the start of a new relationship.
It’s a special, precious time in the dating game when we project endless fantasies onto another human being to delude ourselves into thinking they’re absolutely, positively . But what happens when you’re at a perfectly candlelit dinner in a perfect restaurant, by a perfect fireplace with a perfect bottle of champagne on the table, and your SO admits they don’t know who the current president is? Or they believe, as Reddit user Atarii XV‘s girlfriend does, that Africa is one country? when you realize you’re dating a complete and total idiot?
I told him he was an idiot and he said, with a disgusted sneer, “I didn’t know that because I have never known any woman, who had or would, breast feed [sic] their child.”I told him that I had breast fed [sic] my son and he called me a child molester.
I had been dating this girl for a few months and it was Christmas time.
The song received positive reviews by critics and was nominated for four 2005 Grammy Awards: Record of the Year, Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal, Best Rock Song, and Best Music Video.